if magic isn’t real then how do you explain
It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate
no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand
its pretty obnoxious when its 2014 and harry potter can still wreck you like its summer of 07.
when someone tries to open your old sketchbooks
THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS
remember when Cosmo didn’t tell Mama Cosma he married Wanda so when he went to see her he told her he was out getting milk for the past 10,000 years